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?Are you ready, kids-

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.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain

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!I can't hear you-

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.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain

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THEME SONG: Oh, who lives in
?a pineapple under the sea

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.Spongebob Squarepants

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,Absorbent, and yellow
.and porous is he

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.Spongebob Squarepants

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If nautical nonsense
be something

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you wish-- Spongebob
.Squarepants

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Then flop on the deck
.and flop like a fish

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.Spongebob Squarepants

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?Ready

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,Spongebob Squarepants
,Spongebob Squarepants

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,Spongebob Squarepants
.Spongebob Squarepants

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[LAUGHTER]

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[HUMMING]

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.There we go-

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Hey, Spongebob, I got all the
leaves raked-- Spongebob, what

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?are all these leaves doing here

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You said you were
?gonna rake 'em

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.I am raking the leaves-

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But they're still-
.all over the ground

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.Sandy, I can't rake any faster-

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.These are big leaves

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And they keep breaking
.in to more leaves

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Then go scrape the-
.salt lick or something

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We gotta get this stuff
.done before it's too late

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What's the big-
?rush anyway, Sandy

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.I told you, Spongebob-

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.I'm hibernating next week

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?Hibernating-

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?What's that

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It's when I go to sleep-
.for the whole winter

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?Can I do that-

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.No, silly-

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.It's a mammalian thing

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Sandy, you may not have-
.noticed, but I is 100% mammal

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Enough chitter-
.chatter, Spongebob

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.We don't have much time left

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?Why, Sandy-

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When does your
?carboration begin

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!In one week-

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But Sandy, that only gives-
--us-- one, two, three

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[GASPS]

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.168 more hours of play time--

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!You're telling me-

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.And there's still so much to do

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.We gotta climb some things

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.Climb-

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.We gotta jump off of stuff-

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.Jump-

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.We gotta ride-

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.Ride-

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.I don't want to sleep yet-

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.Wait, Sandy-

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.I can't burn carbs in my sleep-

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?Sandy-

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?What-

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Sandy, I'm willing to-
sacrifice any of my time

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that I haven't already
.sold to Mr. Krabs to you

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.Well, I'm glad, Spongebob-

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Because for the seven
days, it's going

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to be you, me, and
.these sweat bands

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!Yee-haw

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.Uh, I can explain-

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I'm hotter than a-
.hickory smoked sausage

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!Woohoo

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Maybe, if we sing that-
.song, he'll come to life

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?Ready

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BOTH: Oh, there
--once was a tin man

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Life's as extreme as-
!you want to make it, hoo

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.Maybe we didn't sing it right-

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.Yeah-

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.Hoo, what a workout

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I'm gonna be feeling
.this tomorrow

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.Ow

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I gotta say I'm impressed-
.with you, Spongebob

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You're making this the best
.pre-hibernation week ever

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Well, I'd better get home-
before Gary chews up the sofa

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.again

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[SIGHS]

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[GASPS]

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.Goodnight, Gary-

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[SNORING]

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!Ah-

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!Woohoohoo-

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Nothing like a refreshing
?morning dip, huh, Spongebob

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?What happened to sleeping-

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Well, I'll be-
,asleep all winter

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.we only got three days for fun

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.Well, hurry now

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The giant clams like
.to feed at this hour

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[GROANING]

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?Isn't this great

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Yeah, I've never played-
.extreme jacks before

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OK, Spongebob, this-
.one's gonna be fun

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We just whack each other
with these giant ear cleaners

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.till one of us falls off

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--On your mark, get set

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Sandy, are you-
sure we're supposed

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?to be standing up here

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!Go-

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!Ah-

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.Come on, Spongebob-

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We're going for a tandem
.ride through the park

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Gee, that sounds-
.safe-- I mean, fun

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.OK, I'm ready

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[GASPING]

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I thought you said we were-
.riding through the park, Sandy

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.I did, Spongebob-

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.The industrial park

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This is where the
.real action is

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.Come on, pedal

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.This part gets pretty technical

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.Yee-haw

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.Now for the speed course

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.Hang on

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.I hope we make it

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!Ah-

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!I'm having fun too-

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.Wake up, slowpoke

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.We're going fly fishing

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[RIMSHOT]

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SPONGEBOB (VOICEOVER): This
.squirrel's trying to kill me

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Any more of these stunts and
.I'll be reduced to a puddle

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Wait a minute, I gotta
.talk my way out of this

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Sandy, I think I need
.to tell you something

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?What is it-

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Well, it's just that-
I'm feeling sort of-- I

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--just feel like maybe I need to

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,Hold that thought, Spongebob-
cause it's time for a down home

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favourite, find the hay
.in the needle stack

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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.Ow, ow, ow, ow-

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.Ouch

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?Did you find it-

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.Not yet-

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Well, I'm going-
.to look over here

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.You do that-

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.Found it, Spongebob-

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.Come on, best two out of three

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.Gotta hide-

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.Gotta hide

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?Home

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.No, Gary can't keep a secret

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!Under a rock

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.It's so original

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!SANDY: Spongebob

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!Spongebob

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Where are you
?little square dude

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[GASPS]

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Spongebob's tie, and all
?his other little dressings

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But-- But he always
folds his clothes

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before running
.around in the nude

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Something terrible
.must've happened to him

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.All right, listen up, y'all

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.I'm rounding up a search party

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.Spongebob's gone missing

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.Man the lifeboats-

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.Alpha team, you search uptown-

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.Gold team searches downtown-

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?Any questions

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.Gold team rules-

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.SANDY: Now get moving

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[CROWD CLAMORING]

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.Someone look up there-

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.Put your dorsal fins into it

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Come on, he can be anywhere
.in these sulphur fields

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!Hey, Spongebob-

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Well, at least I still
.have my personality

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.Check in this here moist cave-

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!CROWD: Spongebob

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!Ah

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.Status report-

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He's not in the-
.poison sea urchin cove

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.Well, look again-

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.He's not at the leech farm-

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.Well, look again-

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.He's not in my thoughts-

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.Well, think again-

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Attention, Bikini
Bottom, the time

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,has come to double
.no, triple our efforts

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?How about a break-

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.We've been at it for days

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.Think about the children-

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.That's a good idea-

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Use the children to
crawl into small places

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.you couldn't normally reach

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.This is a load of barnacles-

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.I heard that-

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No one's going anywhere
.till we find Spongebob

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.Oh, wait, uh, here is-

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.That ain't Spongebob-

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.Spongebob is square

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[GROANING]

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.I'm ready, I'm ready-

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.No, you ain't-

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.I found Squarebob-

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.That's just a cereal box-

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.Besides, he's yellow

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.Yeah, here he is-

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?Hey, could I go home now

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.Oh, look, he's up in the sky-

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?Oh, he's not-- huh-

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They must've gone
.to search some more

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[COUGHING]

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?Spongebob, where are you-

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?You under there

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.Nope

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.Uh, I can explain-

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?Spongebob-

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.Nope

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.Nope

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.Nope

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?Spongebob, where are you

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.That squirrel's gone crazy-

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But she'll never-
.look under a rock

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[LAUGHTER]

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.SPONGEBOB: You said it

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.Sandy'll never find us

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.Eh

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.Hey, wait, you don't understand

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,Oh, look, it is I, Spongebob-
.out here in the open

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?Spongebob-

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!Ah-

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!Ah

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.Come on, let me back in

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.You don't understand

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,Oh, Spongebob-
.I was so worried

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I thought something
.terrible happened

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.Come on

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There's just enough time
.to go atom smashing

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.Sandy, wait-

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.There's no time to wait-

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!Hibernation

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.Sandy, you gotta make time-

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.This is important

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.I am a man

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OK, Sandy, I-- I-- I-- I
.can't play with you anymore

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.I just can't take the games

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.They're tearing me apart

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[CRYING]

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.There I said it

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Now, just promise we
.can still be friends

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.Please, Sandy, this isn't easy

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--I

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[SNORING]

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?SPONGEBOB: Sandy

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[LAUGHTER]

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I never thought I'd say it, but
.thank Neptune for hibernation

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[LAUGHTER]

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[SNORING]

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?How are you people-

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,ANNOUNCER (ON TV): And now
back to the Crustacean Crime

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.Theatre

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[LAUGHTER]

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!Stop, thief-

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?Which way did he go-

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.He went that way-

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.Let's get him boys-

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.Curses, foiled again-

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What a no good eel in-
.the kelp that guy was

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There ain't nothing
.worse than a thief

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Thieves need to be
.locked up forever

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They should all be
strung up by their gills

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.and forced to breathe air

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Buy, Mr. Krabs, what about-
?all the stuff you stole

269
00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:32,690
?What do you mean-

270
00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:34,040
.Like that barrel-

271
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,430
It says property
.of Salty Sea Farms

272
00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:38,640
Oh, that's where I-
.rent me pickles from

273
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,450
?Are you renting the barrel too-

274
00:12:40,450 --> 00:12:42,060
.Well, no-

275
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,080
?Then you bought it-

276
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:43,780
.No-

277
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,510
?Then isn't that stealing-

278
00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:46,890
--Well, I, uh-

279
00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:49,840
What about this towel from-
?the Sizzling Spring Sauna

280
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,890
--Um, well, that's-

281
00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:51,820
?And this Bikini Bell phone-

282
00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:52,820
--Well, I-

283
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,090
?And Sandy's hedge clippers-

284
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:54,870
--Oh, they're um-

285
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,010
?And Plankton's lawnmower-

286
00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:56,710
--Well, he-

287
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,460
?Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers-

288
00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,920
.That one was a gift-

289
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:04,930
Listen, all that staff
.is, uh, borrowed

290
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:05,630
?Borrowed-

291
00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:06,840
.Well, that's a relief

292
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,630
I thought you took it
.without permission

293
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,410
.Ah, permission, shmermission-

294
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:14,150
You can borrow anything you
want, anytime, as long as you

295
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:16,650
.get it back before it's missed

296
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:20,560
?Everyone knows that, right

297
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,020
.BOTH: OK

298
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,810
.All right, then-

299
00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:27,120
Hugs, you put in a
.hard day's work, boys

300
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,190
.But I don't work here-

301
00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:29,900
.See you later-

302
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:33,550
.Oh, that was close one

303
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,090
SPONGEBOB: What do
?you want to do today

304
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:35,980
.I don't know-

305
00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,370
?What do you want to do today

306
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:39,320
I don't know, what do-
?you want to do today

307
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,020
.I don't know-

308
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,590
.What do you want to today

309
00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:42,290
.I don't know-

310
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,150
?What do you want to do today

311
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,030
[GASPS]

312
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:50,250
.I know what I want to do today-

313
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,370
.I need some money

314
00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:54,650
.Aw

315
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:55,630
.Aw

316
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:56,580
!Oh

317
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,400
.Oh

318
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,250
.I don't have any money

319
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:04,960
Spongebob, I want a balloon
.really, really badly

320
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,980
.Really, really badly

321
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,250
.It's OK, Patrick-

322
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,720
There's lots of
money in the First

323
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,760
.National Bank of Spongebob

324
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,460
!Follow me

325
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,490
.Uh oh, I'm broke too

326
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,510
Maybe we can borrow
.money from Squidward

327
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:27,960
Wait, instead of-
,borrowing the money

328
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,390
why don't we just
?borrow the balloon

329
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:32,090
!Yeah-

330
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:33,960
!Like Mr. Krabs

331
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,010
?It's just borrowing, right-

332
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:38,650
Yeah, and borrowing-
is OK as long

333
00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:40,040
?as we bring it back, right

334
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:40,740
.Right-

335
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,700
[LAUGHTER]

336
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,690
.This is so great-

337
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:49,650
.We're gonna have so much fun-

338
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:51,470
First, we can run
.with the balloon

339
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,740
Yeah, then we could go to-
.the beach with the balloon

340
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:56,720
Yeah, then we could take a-
.bike ride with the balloon

341
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,300
Then we could go to the
,movies, and the arcade

342
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,760
,and the ice rink
.and the pizza shop

343
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,580
And the moon, and the-
,sky, and then a car

344
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,280
.behind the dumpster

345
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,190
.And the candy shop-

346
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:03,980
.And then my backyard-

347
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:05,080
.And then in a plane-

348
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:05,820
.And over a rock-

349
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:06,520
.And under a hill-

350
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,700
.And with a whale-

351
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,000
!BOTH: We love borrowing

352
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:14,830
.It popped-

353
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:21,260
!BOTH: Ah

354
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:23,660
How are we gonna return-
?it now, Spongebob

355
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,660
.I've got the pieces-

356
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:25,500
.I got the air-

357
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,820
.Hurry, put the pieces on-

358
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,440
.We popped the balloon

359
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,580
.We can't return it

360
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,280
.We're thieves

361
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,110
[UNINTELLIGIBLE YELLING]

362
00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:37,600
.We have to confess

363
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,010
?Confess-

364
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,500
?Are you out of your mind

365
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,050
Do you have any idea what
?they do to people like us

366
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:45,660
We're not talking about
some dumb mail fraud scheme

367
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:50,070
,or hijacking here
!we stole a balloon

368
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:52,610
And they're going
.lock us up forever

369
00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:53,310
.You're right-

370
00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:55,240
We've just got to
.keep our heads

371
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,890
.Act normal

372
00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,690
[UNINTELLIGIBLE NOISES]

373
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,380
.Wow, street performers-

374
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:09,690
[CROWD CHEERING]

375
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,910
!BOTH: It's not working

376
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:13,610
!Ah

377
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,140
.Hi, there-

378
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,070
!BOTH: Ah

379
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:21,990
Hey, don't you-
?want a free balloon

380
00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:25,510
.It's national free balloon day

381
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,900
.He's on to us-

382
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,880
It's not safe in-
.Bikini Bottom anymore

383
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:32,160
We've gotta move fast
.and cover our tracks

384
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,200
.I'm on it, Spongebob-

385
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,280
.Take a last look, Patrick-

386
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,890
.We can never go back

387
00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:46,600
.Goodbye, Bikini Bottom-

388
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,900
We've only got ourselves and-
.what we can carry on our backs

389
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:50,600
.Yup-

390
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:56,180
We're gonna have-
.to travel lighter

391
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,540
.PATRICK: I want to go home

392
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,500
.We can never go home, Pat-

393
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,920
.We're wanted men

394
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,610
We'll spend the rest of
.our lives running, running

395
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,830
But at least it's
.warm around the fire

396
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:19,020
Hey, if we're underwater, how-
,can there be a-- I'm scared

397
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,700
.Spongebob

398
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,420
.No more nice warm beds-

399
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,240
?Huh-

400
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,690
.No more Krabby Patties-

401
00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:25,700
?Huh-

402
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:28,320
.No more getting mail-

403
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,770
.No more Gary

404
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,600
.No more movies

405
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,620
.No more Squidward

406
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:36,870
No more Sandy, or
.Pearl, or Mr. Krabs

407
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:38,450
!No more anything

408
00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:39,150
[CRYING]

409
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:42,690
!I want ice cream-

410
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:45,980
But it doesn't have-
?to be all bad, right

411
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,290
I mean, at least
.we have each other

412
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:49,470
.Yeah-

413
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,910
And all that running is good-
,for your buns and thighs

414
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:52,720
?right

415
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,820
.Yeah, buns and thighs-

416
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:56,220
?And the bitter cold-

417
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,010
?It's bracing, isn't it

418
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:02,130
Yeah, maybe being-
.a felon can be fun

419
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,000
.We can loosen our ties

420
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,150
!Yeah-

421
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:08,000
.And we could fly

422
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:08,990
!Yeah-

423
00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,480
!Ah

424
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,970
[CRASHES]

425
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:16,560
SPONGEBOB: OK, we
.still can't do that

426
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,220
.But we don't have to shave

427
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,870
.I'm way ahead of you, buddy-

428
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:24,260
.And you get to talk tough-

429
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:27,530
This town ain't big
.enough for the two of us

430
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:28,840
.Let me try-

431
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,280
.Uh

432
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,670
.Hey, punk, he-he

433
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:35,230
,And the best part is-
,now that we're felons

434
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:38,120
we don't have to return
.anything we borrow

435
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,720
!BOTH: Yeah

436
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,720
.And we owe it all to you-

437
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,490
?What are you talking about-

438
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,790
Taking the balloon
.was your evil plan

439
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:49,320
Doh, I'm nothing-
.but a lot of talk

440
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,310
You're the one with
.the sticky fingers

441
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:55,780
Aw, Patrick, you're the-
.best bad influence ever

442
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,480
.You, too-

443
00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:03,050
I wish we had-
.something to eat though

444
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,990
!Look what I've got-

445
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:07,340
!Rectangles-

446
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:10,270
Not just any
.rectangles, candy bars

447
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,060
.Oh-

448
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:15,770
All we have to do is make 'em-
.last the rest of our lives

449
00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:17,460
.Thanks, Spongebob-

450
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,090
.I think I'll eat it now

451
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:22,980
.Ah

452
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:29,310
.I think I'll eat it now

453
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:30,230
.Ow

454
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:32,180
.Oh

455
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:34,450
?Where'd my candy bar go

456
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:36,120
.I must've dropped it

457
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,280
.You just ate it, Pat-

458
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,590
.It's all over your face

459
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:39,630
?Where'd it go-

460
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:40,620
.I'm going to starve

461
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,530
?Where'd it go

462
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,290
.I can't find it

463
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:49,080
?Where could it possibly be

464
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,310
!Aha

465
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,010
?What-

466
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:53,800
.You stole my candy bar-

467
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,580
.No, I didn't-

468
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:58,160
?Oh, so that's how it is, huh-

469
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,980
.Once a thief, always a thief

470
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,380
.You ate yours-

471
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,640
.This is mine

472
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:07,190
.You took my only food-

473
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:10,630
.Now I'm gonna starve

474
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:13,270
Here, Patrick, just-
.take half of mine

475
00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,440
?Yours-

476
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,170
.You mean mine

477
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,730
?Do you want it or what-

478
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:20,520
I don't want it unless-
.you admit you took it

479
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,620
.This is my candy bar-

480
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,730
.Liar, liar, plants for hire-

481
00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:28,230
.It's pants on fire, Patrick-

482
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:30,770
.Well, you would know, liar-

483
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:33,780
Well, if you're gonna be-
.that way, I'll eat it myself

484
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:34,970
.You better not-

485
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:39,500
.I'm warning you

486
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,200
.Ah-

487
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,500
!Don't-

488
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,500
!Stop it

489
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,370
!Don't

490
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,990
!Oh

491
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:52,690
!Ah

492
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,150
[SCREAMING]

493
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:05,410
!Ah

494
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,170
.Mhm-

495
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:11,250
.You're a crazy person-

496
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:14,760
I should've expected this after
.the way you stole that balloon

497
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,930
?Did I, Patrick-

498
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:16,740
?Did I

499
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:19,280
Or did your criminal mind
?hypnotise me to steal it

500
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,060
!Oh-

501
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,520
.That's it

502
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,200
!Ah

503
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,870
.First, the balloon

504
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,160
.Now, my candy bar

505
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,710
.You're out of control

506
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:34,610
.I-- I'm telling on you

507
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:36,570
.Not if I tell on you first-

508
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:37,390
.I'll beat you there-

509
00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:43,900
.You're gonna get in trouble-

510
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,120
.No, you are-

511
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,470
[PANTING]

512
00:21:58,210 --> 00:22:00,470
?What can I do for you boys-

513
00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:02,720
!BOTH: We stole a balloon

514
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,400
[CRYING]

515
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,420
?What's the problem here-

516
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:10,700
Well, it appears these-
.two stole a balloon

517
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,960
?What are you going to do to us-

518
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,100
[WHISPERING]

519
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,780
.OK, follow me-

520
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:23,790
If you can't do the
.time, don't do the crime

521
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,390
.OK, time's up

522
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,170
.Now, get out

523
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:30,910
.But-- but we stole a balloon-

524
00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:34,420
.Yeah, on free balloon day-

525
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,550
[LAUGHTER]

526
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:41,960
How about some lollipops-
?for the road, boys

527
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,120
Let's vow never-
to borrow anything

528
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,850
.without permission again

529
00:22:45,850 --> 00:22:47,030
.You said it-

530
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:54,520
All right, which one of you
?flatfoots stole my lollipop

531
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,950
[LAUGHTER]

532
00:22:58,930 --> 00:23:01,880
.SPONGEBOB: Oh, brother

533
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,150
.PATRICK: I mean it

534
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:09,620
[MUSIC PLAYING]